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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her? 'Yes,' I sighed,'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
and then the fight started.....
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Trimisa de Codryna pe 17 septembrie 2008 10:47
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized
I had left my wallet at home.I told the woman that I was very sorry,
but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said,
'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver
hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me and she processed my Soci al Security application. When I got
home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability, too' .
And then the fight started.....
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Trimisa de Codryna pe 17 septembrie 2008 10:46
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....so, I took her to a gas station.....
and then the fight started....
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Trimisa de Codryna pe 17 septembrie 2008 10:46
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A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both."
"Daddy, does God love children?" "Yes son, he loves all children."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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Trimisa de Codryna pe 12 iulie 2008 00:02
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