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At a party a guy teases the husband of his former wife:
- Hey, buddy, you like second-hand goods?
- Everything's OK: after the first 2 inches it's brand new .....
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Trimisa de pe 11 septembrie 2011 12:44
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See this in english: former wife
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Wife: I'll buy those expensive tires when you have a junk car?
Husband: Do not make a case out of it! What, was I crying when you buy a new bra?
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Trimisa de pe 11 septembrie 2011 12:44
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I have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Messenger, Skype...
- Do you have a life?
-OMG! No! Send me the link!
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Trimisa de pe 06 septembrie 2011 14:11
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Teen-aged nephew:
- Grandpa, do you still have sex with grandma ?
- Yes, my dear, but oral sex only...
- How's that, grandpa ?
- I say "Fuck you !", she says "Fuck you, too !"....
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Trimisa de pe 19 august 2011 14:50
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